the mightiest block of tofu.

date-a-jew-suggestions: prismatic-bell: date-a-jew-suggestions: If you would report an...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:39:59 -0400

prismatic-bell:

date-a-jew-suggestions:

If you would report an undocumented immigrant to ICE you would have reported me to the Nazis and I don’t fucking trust you

A note:

I live in a state where you “have to” report anyone you suspect of being undocumented (that wonderful hellhole of Arizona). Now in practice this law has fallen far short, thank goodness. But if you live in such a place and they start enforcing it, here is how you get around it:

Assume everyone who doesn’t speak English is visiting.

Never ask about their job, because if they tell you they work here then you know they’re not visiting. You see them a lot for several weeks or months? Hm. Someone in the family must be ill. That’s terribly tough. They always dress in old, ratty laborers’ clothes? I feel you, my dude, I can’t afford new clothes either, and my dad has the fashion sense of an aardvark, so sometimes it’s not even about “affording” them. They say they’ve been here for years? You must have misunderstood. Spanish isn’t your first language, after all. First and last name? It never came up, or you don’t recall–you meet a lot of people.

And then, if you’re asked: no, you haven’t seen anyone residing illegally in the United States. Just people visiting.

Very good very important addition

Photo

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:51:55 -0400

foxy-strobelights:INTENSE ‘LIEUTENANT’ NOISES ALL OVER THE ROOM

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:43:23 -0400

foxy-strobelights:

INTENSE ‘LIEUTENANT’ NOISES ALL OVER THE ROOM

hohnoni:heres a lil post-pacifist ending connor dump!

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:34:55 -0400

hohnoni:

heres a lil post-pacifist ending connor dump!

unclefather: grind

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:26:18 -0400

unclefather:

grind

smuganimebitch: tumblr talks a big game about monster fucking but you guys see one velociraptor...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:17:51 -0400

smuganimebitch:

tumblr talks a big game about monster fucking but you guys see one velociraptor blowjob and suddenly you’re all clutching your pearls and fainting

yoookissomuruschag: after my fave legendary symmetra skin i...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:09:20 -0400

yoookissomuruschag:

after my fave legendary symmetra skin i think i should do a series of my fave ow skins♥

But srsly, this skin of widow are simple gorgeous, i love it so much

–

On Society6

thestoriesthatmustbetold: markv5: “Ничего не спрашивай. Я...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:00:30 -0400

thestoriesthatmustbetold:

markv5:

“Ничего не спрашивай. Я фикус”…

“Do not ask anything. I’m a ficus … ”

starfleetrambo: I apologize for this dumb comic but I needed to...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:51:53 -0400

starfleetrambo:

I apologize for this dumb comic but I needed to draw it

inspired by that scene when Connor tries to assassinate Markus the first time

Bonus:

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:43:22 -0400

tastefullyoffensive: by Hot Paper Comics

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:34:53 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

by Hot Paper Comics

maciek-nia: DETROIT : Become Human - MARKUS - Final chapter...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:26:19 -0400

maciek-nia:

DETROIT : Become Human - MARKUS - Final chapter costume

Pierre Bertin

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:17:45 -0400

myrcella:Yes! Finally! Everything’s coming up, Veronica. [insp]

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:09:19 -0400

myrcella:

Yes! Finally! Everything’s coming up, Veronica. [insp]

snapscube: brushstrokesapocalyptic: @snapscube it’s done mother...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 00:43:10 -0400

snapscube:

brushstrokesapocalyptic:

@snapscube it’s done mother fucker

I’M SO HAPPY THIS GOT DONE!!!! THIS IS FLAWLESS THANK U SO MUCH!!!

whutetdew: theashleyclements: the-movemnt: Wilmington, NC,...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 00:42:40 -0400

whutetdew:

theashleyclements:

the-movemnt:

Wilmington, NC, officers pulled over full-time criminal defense attorney and part-time Uber driver Jesse Bright for reportedly picking up someone from a drug house.

Police told him he couldn’t record them, but Bright knew his legal rights.

Officers used a K-9 to search Bright’s car but found nothing. The incident is currently under investigation.

I don’t know what’s more depressing, that the cops lied to him, or that in 2017 a criminal defense attorney needs to side gig as an uber driver to make ends meet.

bruh

jade-suture: littlestmoonbeam: pussy-lemonade: I choked, who...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 00:40:03 -0400

jade-suture:

littlestmoonbeam:

pussy-lemonade:

I choked, who is this man cause I love him.

The guitarist from Rage Against The Machine which has always been political so like??? Fake fans….

They are called.. rage against the machine…

sdzsafaripark:Do you know how the world’s tallest raptor, the...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 00:38:58 -0400

sdzsafaripark:

Do you know how the world’s tallest raptor, the secretary bird, got its name? Find out here.

rawmasshole: tweltchy: ITS SO GOOD

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 00:34:17 -0400

rawmasshole:

tweltchy:

ITS SO GOOD

turtletot43: dc-vertigo-squad: satanonthepencil: a-jedi-in-purgatory: atheistj: My favorite...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 00:33:13 -0400

turtletot43:

dc-vertigo-squad:

satanonthepencil:

a-jedi-in-purgatory:

atheistj:

My favorite shot in all the Wonder Woman trailers might actually be when Diana charges into that room and immediately slams her shield down on some soldier and knocks him out.

(source: @hawkwoman)

The poor guy never stood a chance.

Fuck I never noticed how thoroughly she wrecked him. Like I don’t think he even realized what was happening.

Ive never watched Wonder Woman, but why is she sliding down that floor so smoothly

She has basically knee pads.

I think they stylized the way she moves to suggest flight and speed as second nature to her. I’m guessing they wanted to differentiate her movement from Superman’s, which can be explained in canon as the simple fact that her powers are different, come from a different source, as she’s been training her entire life. She’s a demigod, so her movement is…I think lighter is a good way to describe it? Whereas Superman is stomping around in direct defiance of all Earthly physical laws because he’s not human, Diana’s powers are almost angelic. She’s still a direct product of this earth and power found here. These powers are new to her in this film, but they’re rooted right here. She moves like she’s always sort of flying.

We really haven’t seen anyone else in the DCEU move like this, but that makes sense when you consider we have yet to meet any other Amazonian demigods.

The Kryptonians are brutal. Everything is heavy, hard, and booming.

Meanwhile, Diana flying:

Even when she’s coming to do violence her movement suggests that she’s moving in concert with the earth instead of in defiance of it. It has a more supernatural feel.

Anyway, have I mentioned lately how much I love that they put clear thought and design in how each character would move instead of the easier path of just handing Diana and Clark identical powers.